Hillary can win by doing this one simple
trick …Wear the same outfit twice! Sure
it sounds shallow, because it is. Commenting
on the female candidate’s appearance is a sin, especially if you’re a pioneer femi-nazi
libtard like me. But if Hillary is
wondering why more young women and more ordinary women aren’t relating to her,
well, her endless fashion show of beautiful, butt-covering jackets could be one
reason. Every day, she’s decked out in
at least $2000 (my estimate) worth of gorgeous brand-new mature CEOess outfits. Dare I mention her stunning, perfectly
coordinated Statement necklaces? Yes,
they’re fabulou$! I can’t stop myself from wondering who gets Hillary’s hand-me-downs.
It’s hard to be
dressed for success these days because everyone is more casual, including the
candidates. Do clothes still make the man? We can’t unsee the image of a
paunchy Ted Cruz with a plaid shirt precariously stretched over his pillowy
midsection. Dressing casual isn’t for
everybody. Do you want to see Hillary in
Carly’s low-rise skinny jeans? (I
apologize for planting that visual in your mind).
Still, I get where
Hillary’s coming from. A collection of sharp
clothes is one of the perqs of earning the big bucks, plus you’re expected to
wear sharp clothes for your high-level job.
For the female exec, it’s the vicious cycle of work, shop, work, shop.
Elizabeth Warren is
the most perfectly dressed female politician.
She’s mastered the art of being practical with just the right amount of
pizzazz. Warren wears the same basic
black pants and black top every day, but she tops it off with collection of
brightly colored short mandarin jackets – all the same exact style. It’s almost a uniform. Wouldn’t you know Elizabeth Warren doesn’t
waste any time choosing an outfit in the morning? That’s so very Elizabeth Warren.
Another fashion example:
Nancy Pelosi. She’s rich. She could easily
put on a fashion show every day if she wanted to. Instead she wears beautiful mannish pantsuits
and same beautiful jade necklace over and over again. Looks great.
Looks successful enough.
If Hillary hopes to
attract more women: NO NEW OUTFITS till November. She should start wearing each outfit at least
20 times; like a normal woman does so that she can divide the cost of the
outfit by the number of times she will wear it in order to justify her guilt. Votes
will follow.
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